Badger (Muskrat) Love

Badger, badger, Late night stroll.
Then they lay down and they start to roll
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'

Badger woman, Badger man
Do the nasty out on the badger cam.
As they shiver
Down by the river

And they humped and they pumped and she gobbled
All the while wearin her bobble
Acting like two badgers in heat
before they're retreat

Getting the service up in their suites
Hotel guests see to much heat
They call the front desk
Saw what the hell's this

Now they're running away
with the snow tween their toes
Pretty soon they'll be blowing their nose
But the flash light, caused them to take flight

And they humped and they pumped and she gobbled
All the while wearin her bobble
Wishing they were wearing their gloves
Looks like Badger love

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