The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #9474   Message #62253
Posted By: catspaw49
10-Mar-99 - 01:36 PM
Thread Name: Can we lighten up a little?
Subject: RE: Can we lighten up a little?
Well Kat, maybe there's a way for Mudcat to profit in all this. We could sell our own with the name right there? Cool..."Mudcatters Choice Pro Line Rubbers"...I can see it now.....different models......Art Thieme Model has a bad joke on each one; Sandy Paton Model includes a free CD telling of one of their fornication research and collection trips; Big Mick Model says Welcome to Mudcat down the side; Joe Offer Model has 524 page instruction booklet on how to install; catspaw Model is already unwrapped and unrolled and just lays there like a bowl of Quaker Puffed Oats; the Bill and Pete Traditional is made of sheepskin for repeated usage; Lonesome EJ Model says Hot Damn, Doncha' Just Love It?; Katlaughing Model has tiny joy buzzer in the end so each party goes whooopeee on each stroke; Wolfgang(Hell) people will buy just for the name. Man, how great...each 'catter with a model and something to satisfy each discerning condom buyer. And what about Dental Dams? More$$$$ You may be onto something here kat.

NOI

catspaw