A wee toss off for the grace of the Goddess. Derry's just blown the doors off this one. Now you gotta remember that thumping rhythm that Marvin puts out when he hears itythrough the grapevine...

I Saw It On The Badger Line

(Tune: I Heard it On The Grapevine -- Marvin Gaye)

Ooh, I bet you're wondering how I knew
What it was you left our room to do
When you said you had to see a man
To discuss a business plan,
I sat down, it kinda got my goat
So I picked up the remote, and...

I saw it on the badger line
And it showed me how you'd been lyin'
Oh I saw it on the badger line
You've been serving double-time!
Honey, honey, yeah

Dunno why you gotta do me like that
With some hussy in a bobble-hat
Just a two-bit local skank
With a birthmark on her flank
You can say it wasn't you
But you've got a birthmark, too, and...

I saw it on the badger line
And it showed me how  you'd been lyin'
Oh I saw it on the badger line
You've been serving double-time!
Honey, honey, yeah

You can say that I shouldn't cry
But I am, and here's the reason why
I walked out in an awful burn
But Oasis Village won't make no returns
Even though...
 

I saw it on the badger line
And it  how showed me how you'd been lyin'
Oh I saw it on the badger line
You've been serving double-time!
Honey, honey, yeah