I'm still waiting for the pass but I think I might be able to get there, although vile talk of farting, belching and legs in the air has put this fickle-stomached namby-pamby off indoor camping!

I've had a look at hundreds of postings, got double vision and been moaned at because a colleague wants to get on this machine and I haven't yet found what is in mind for various bits of the weekend. I wouldn't mind knowing in case I can only get there for part of it - can somebody point me in the right direction please.