INTERVIEWER: Are you the famous 'Doctor Faustus', the infamous German necromancer and astrologer who sold his soul to the Devil in exhange for knowledge and power?

FAUST: I am Dokor Faust.

INTERVIEWER: Then is it true that you sold your soul to the Devil?

FAUST: No it is not. I am merely a humble scientist doing private research.

INTERVIEWER: Then how do you explain the fact that you are still alive after some 5 or 6 hundred years?

FAUST: Good genes?

INTERVIEWER: Is this your wife? (A buxom you woman in flimy dress, apparent age 19)

FAUST: She is an old friend of the family.

INTERVIEWER: Has anyone ever told you look exactly like Dick Clark?

FAUST: Yes. Next question.

INTERVIEWER: That's all the time we have, I really must be going.

FAUST: Just out of curiosity, what is your blood type?