The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #9474   Message #62725
Posted By: Robin McG
12-Mar-99 - 07:09 PM
Thread Name: Can we lighten up a little?
Subject: RE: Can we lighten up a little?
There was a father and his little boy that went into a local drug store to pick up a prescription. While in the store the little boy came upon a rather large display for condoms. The little boy looked at all the brightly colored packages and different types and quanities. He asked "Daddy, what are these condom?" The father, stuttered, and said "Well, they are for protection from diseases when a man and a woman make love." The little boy contemplated the concept for a few moments and then asked "Then why do they come in packages of three?" The father coyly answered "Those are for young men in high school. One for Friday night, oe for Saturday night and one for Sunday afternoon." "uh-huh" said the little boy "then why are these in packges of six?" The father smiled"Those are for young men in college. There are two for Friday night, two for Saturday night and two for Sunday afternoon." "WOW" said the little boy in amazement. He then asked "Well, then why are these packaged a dozen at a time?" The father answered "Those, my son, are for marred men. One for January, one for February...."