No More Shorts (Aluminum)

Words; Genie
Tune: Wimoweh

Chorus:
No more shorts
aluminum, aluminum, aluminum, aluminum,
No more bras
aluminum, aluminum, aluminum, aluminum,
aluminum, aluminum

At the market, the Denver market, the lyin' thieves are bright
Foilin' store dicks with metal undies, their loot hid out of sight.

Chorus

Near the Rockies, the thieves got cocky. Their lyin' ways we saw.
Startin' Sunday, no tin-foil undies designed to foil the law.

Chorus

Halt, there, darling, your drawers are crackling! Your lyin' thievin's done.
Your demeanor's a misdemeanor unless you're havin' fun.

Chorus

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!*
Whoa! Drop the tin lingerie!


*This is the Pete Seeger improvisational yell part.


Sharon, is your question kinda like "What is truth?"