One of the headlines on the Drudge Report said "Harry Pothead."

Lordamercy. A teenage boy smokin some weed and drinkin some beer. What's this world comin to anyhow? Where am I goin and how did I get in this handbasket?

If my mother had known even half the things I had done, I wouldn't be typing this message right now. She'd be on death row for my murder, if my body could have ever been found...