I don't mean to poke fun at the topic but perhaps a bit of a laugh would be appreciated in this crowd. At any rate, it's a lesson not to rely too heavily on hypnosis. OK, it's off topic, but what the hell. Maybe it'll bring a smile while some of us worry over Bob. (Like me.)

The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist.

The officials agreed. A famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.

A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the townspeople sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. He began to swing it gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch ..."

The crowd became mesmerized... the watch swayed back and forth... light gleamed off its polished surface....

Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly-- it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.

"Shit!" said the hypnotist.

It took three weeks to clean up the town hall...

~Susan