> An Irishman with a bad leg hobbled into a restaurant one afternoon. He > painfully sat down at a booth and asked the waitress for a cup of > coffee. > > The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus over > there?". The waitress nodded so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a > cup > of coffee too. > > The next patron to come in was an Englishman with a hunched back. He > shuffled over to a booth and asked the waitress for a glass of hot tea. > He > also glanced across the restaurant and asked "Is that Jesus over > there?". > The waitress nodded so the Englishman said to give Jesus a cup of hot > tea > too. > > The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Redneck. He swaggered > over to a booth, sat down and hollered "Hey there sweet thing, hows > about > gettin me a cold glass of Coke!". He too looked across the restaurant > and > asked "Is that God's boy over there?" The waitress nodded so the > Redneck > said to give Jesus a cold glass of coke too. > > As Jesus got up to leave. He passed by the Irishman and touched him and > said "For your kindness, you are healed. The Irishman felt the strength > come back into his leg and got up and danced a jig out the door. > > Jesus also passed by the Englishman, touched him and said, "For your > kindness, you are healed." The English man felt his back straightening > up > and he raised up his hands, praised the Lord and did a series of back > flips > out the door. > > Then Jesus walked towards the Redneck. The Redneck jumps up and yells, > "Hey > man, don't touch me......I'm drawin' disability !"