Wait a minute, I've got the silliest one yet! How 'bout Willie Nelson and that "Julio guy"? Naw, no one would believe that.

Now if things here become a bit surreal, we could go to a kind of Spinal Tap fantasy. (Remember the part where Nigel joined an audio book club where celebrities read the works of authors with the same name..such as "The works of John Irving, read by Dr. J". Well how about a conversation between Ralph Stanley and Stanley Kowalski. Like....S.K. "STELLAAA!"....R.S. "No, actually Stanley, it's a Gibson RB 250."