Ok Alison, can't have these Derry men showing us up.

I'll tell me ma when I go home
Sammy won't leave me alone
he says he loves me but hes a prod
and that won't go down well with God

But he is handsome he is pretty
He took me round the back of the chippy
we were courtin' makin' such a fuss
cause hes got hands like an octupus

I'll tell me Ma
that I love him too
even though he lives up in Rathcoole
and she can break the news to me Da
That hes going to have a loyal son in law

but he is handsome he is pretty
we'll never live together in Belfast city
but we'll be happy and wait untill
we get a wee house up in Ahoghill

Den