I'm in a hurry, will try to add more later, in the meantime, be my guest and submit your own words.

I'll tell me ma when I go out
I've just gone out for a pint of stout
But I fear the day when she hears the news
That I have a date with Peggy Hughes
Her da is rich, cause he's a baker
He's not a prod and he's not a quaker
But my ma will treat us both with scorn
For Peggy Hughe was Ahoghill born