If this isn't a song challenge it should be.

So Here's my song.

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Chew the Twist
tune: The Twist (as sung by Chubby Checker)

Come on Georgie, and chew the twist.
Come on Georgie, and chew that twist.
Put the pretzel in your mouth, and go like this:
(sound effects: crunching)

Your daddy eats pork rinds, and your mama ain't around
Your daddy eats pork rinds, and your mama ain't around
You got to chew that pretzel twist, or you're gonna fall down

You should see the president turn blue
Yeah, you should see the president turn blue
He gets so doggoned excited, that he forgets to chew

Now the Secret Service men come running in a blur
The Secret Service men come running in a blur
They lift the fallen president, and say "don't forget to chew, sir."

So come on Georgie, and chew the twist.
Come on Georgie, and chew that twist
Put the pretzel in your mouth, and go like this:
(sound effects: crunching)

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