"Saying Grace" was an issue in our house. the "Earthy people" would say long Graces praising various creators, Goddesses (this was the sixties) and great spirits. The Political Aetheists tried to outvote them...and give thanks to "peasant workers" instead, and the Jewish members wanted Krishna mentioned. I just wanted a ban on cauliflower and broccoli.

And OHHH THE MILK WARS!!

"That was MY milk...and you drank from MY bottle!"

"You didn't LABEL it"!!

"Who bought fuckin' SOY MILK"!!??

"You idiot! YOUR milk went sour, and made MINE go sour"!

There was more than just Lactose intolerence at 112 Admiral Road!

Peace

Rick