Uh, Bill---are you STALKING me?!

Oh, my God, I've been dreaming about this since the '60s, when first I became entranced by your manly, heaving, harvest gold lycra-encased chest while sitting on my mother's lap in my fuzzy pink feet pajamas.

Take me, Bill----forget those scantily clad space aliens; I'll show you what a real earthling woman can do!!!!!