Did you hear about the STRING that was walking on the sidewalk. He spied a bar and said, "Hey, I'll go in and have a beer!" The STRING walks in, jumps on a stool and says, "Gimme a beer." The bartender says, "See that sign? It says NO STRINGS ALLOWED!" The STRING goes back to the sidewalk. He's still wants a beer. So, he reaches down and 'kinda unravels himself at the bottom, and at the top. Then he twists himself up. He goes back in, jumps on a stool, and says, "Gimme a beer." The bartender says, "Aren't you the STRING that was just here a minute agao?" The STRING says, "No. I'm a fraid not!" (boo hiss boo hiss) CHEERS, Bob