As has been said, before things got serious, it was "Darkies", but in order to protect the ethnic integrity of a haggis-bashin' porridge-eater I propose to stick to "Baptist----"

CHORUS: Big folk, wee folk, everybody come.
Join the Baptist Sunday school and join in all the fun.
Bring your stick of chewing gum and squat upon the floor,
And they'll tell you Bible stories like you've never heard before!

Esau was a hunter of the wild and woolly west.
Father left him half the goods and brother took the rest.
Esau thought the title deeds weren't very clear,
So he sold the whole caboodle for a sandwich and a beer. CHORUS

Moses was the leader of the Israelites, y'know.
He tapped the rock with stick to make the water flow.
Then the Israelites they raised a mighty cheer
For instead of flowing water, it flowed Tennant's lager beer! CHORUS