"The ICEBOY COMETH"

He does? How well does that organ function at a billion below anyway?

What's the male-female ratio down there and....if it's as bad as I suspect....could I make a buck by opening a 24 hour porn shop? Sell a few mags and some grainy 8mm stuff..........I mean does the term "blue balls" take on a special meaning in the Antarctic?

And finally, are there any ants there? I can't figure out why they'd be there since I doubt you have mant picnics, but if you name a place after an animal, even an ant, I'd have to guess there must be some reason.

Spaw