Poor Skarpi it sounds like its all getting too much. Lady folks the world over be aware you are VERY welcome to come over to Scotland and discover what's under our kilts. We will deem it an honour to educate our cousins from overseas.

Skarpi when in Edinburgh get yourself alongto the folk club at the Cafe Royal, and ask if they still hold Ceilidhs at the Assembly rooms in George St. I've not been for a while myself, but there's usually enough birling to make the answer to your lady friend's question self-evident.