Joe Who? Sorry I was on vacation for a few weeks shoveling snow at my mother's. I must have missed something.

Seriously, this thread is becoming far too long, becoming a threat to eclipsing the truly World Famous "Condom" thieme, er, thread. I think this has gone on far too long and, in case you need an incentive to cease, let me tell you that I have recently heard that Mr. Offer, rather than being an "investigator" is actually a contract hitman, thereby explainly those absences from home and frequent business trips to Chicago, Las Vegas, Providence and Palermo!

All the best,
Unsigned