In his sermon last Sunday, Pastor "Ric" said something to the effect of "..This ain't no 'Blow-Up Jesus' we've got, here!". Fortunately, I wasn't the only one in the congregation who were cracked up by that image.

Imagine that: An inflatable guitar, "Domestic Partner", and Diety of your choice all neatly folded up within your average- sized suitcase - "Good to Go!" ! Now THAT's "traveling light"...

... Just don't forget the bloomin' pump, Mateys!

A Piper, we suppose, will do nearly as well; they've pretty good lungs, don't ye know. };>{)~