ha ha!

Local joke ahead (hell, it's after midnight - no one's around):

We have a town east of Orlando called Bithlo - it is renowned in the area for auto salvage yards, crane rental yards and the local dragstrip/circle track. Just east of Bithlo is the town of Christmas - nice little place with a historical fort, a post office and a bunch of nice, quiet retirees. In order to get to Christmas from Orlando, one must pass through Bithlo. There's a bumper sticker that's popular around here that says "Bithlo, the nightmare before Christmas" pax yall