Some Vermonter jokes might transfer... 2 Vermonters went bear hunting. As they were going along, they came to a fork in the road, and the sign said Bear Left. So they went home.

A city slicker was driving around Vermont (leaf-peeping, probably) and saw an old man rocking on his front porch. Hey, old timer, you been rocking on that porch all your life? he calls. The old timer slowly answers... Not yet.

Another old couple was out on their front porch, rocking, with an old hound dog lying next to them. At one point the dog begins to, well, clean hisself, the way dogs do... the old man looks over and sighs, Sure wish I could do that. The old lady rocks a bit, then says Well, reckon you could... might get bit, though!