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Thread #43603   Message #638057
Posted By: GUEST,Les B.
29-Jan-02 - 02:04 PM
Thread Name: Got any clean Hillbilly jokes?
Subject: RE: Got any clean Hillbilly jokes?
These two hillbillys go deer hunting late one fall, and the snow is deep. They notice a brand new, shiny SUV parked on the road and by the footprints they can tell a couple of city slickers are out hunting too.

A bit later they meet the two city fellows dragging a dead deer toward their vehicle. After the howdys, one hillbilly remarks that the deer would drag easier if the city slickers pulled it by the head instead of the legs, since the hair lies flatter that way. The city boys thank them for the advice and the hillbillys continue on up the mountain.

About half an hour later the two partys meet up again, and one of the city slickers says to the hillbillys - "You know it's a lot easier pulling this deer,like you suggested, but since we traded ends it sure seems like we're getting further and further from the vehicle!"