Wow, Chip. Sucks to be you. But it's no picnic being L(e)pus Rex, either. Superiority is such a burden... :(
Also... Thank you, GUESTs, for your suggestions. I love Korean food. Kurdish isn't bad, either. :)
But, and I'm serious, if anyone here hates having an anti-patriotic bastard like me in their country, feel free to contribute to my 'Exile Lepus Rex to Norway' fund. PM me for details...