Two hillbillys in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of them walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos." The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?" The hillbilly said, "I'll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours." "Alright. How long do you need them?" The hillbilly paused for a minute and said, "I'd better go check." After a while, he returned to the office and said, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."