LOL! Up here in Canada we ain't, like, got too many hillbillys, eh? But we make up for it with hosers and tabernacs. The hosers are, like, in Ontario, mostly, but you can find some out west here and there too. The tabernacs are, like, in Quebec, and they talk mostly in French, eh? Then there are the, like, Newfies eh, and they are like hosers who smell like fish, eh? At least they, like, used to, till the fishery went bust, eh? That pretty well covers it, eh?

Anybody, like, got a beer? Or a smoke? I'm flat broke, eh?

There is a band in town tonight in Orillia, and they call themselves "Live Sex Show". No kidding. It's on the sign outside...says "Tonight - Live Sex Show - starting 9 pm". I bet every hoser in town will be there. There's another band called "Free Beer" and they, like, packed the place when they were in town.

- LH