Gee, Lepus, is there anything we can do to help you? I know three Norwegian words and maybe you could use them to sneak across the border. I have no idea how to spell them correctly but if you could find a good English (one that uses phonetic spelling) to Norwegian dictionary, perhaps it would help were you to encounter a border guard. Actually, if you said it with conviction, I have no doubt but that you would be embraced as a new prospective citizen of Norway. There probably would be some paper work and stuff like that of course, but once you get inside, you're practically a citizen, right? If you encounter a border guard, look him/her squarely in the eye and say, (Phonetically) Candu snock norse?

DougR