Would you look at the head on that fecker Wogan. You'd need a whole tent just to get the head in. Cmere over here is it Sinead ahh come over love and sit on Daddys knee, you never know what might come up wha. Them Corrs is lovely are'nt they wha, here girls do youse know the Green Grassy slopes of the Boyne, now thats down your part of the country. (slips sideways of seat onto floor mumbles to himself)