Me and Van and Sinead and The Dubliners and Mary O'Hara and Eamonn Holmes and Horslips and Big Tom and Susan McCann and Dave Fanning and yer woman off Animal Hospital and Tom Paulin and Antony Clare are poppin' up the road for a decent pint.

Anybody fancy joinin' us for a few swifties?

And anybody know where you get yer hands on some decent E or coke roun' here? Is not for myself, mind! It's for Derek Bell outta The Chieftains. He says he wants to get ripped to the tits!