sounds like you want something like SHINE YOUR BUTTONS WITH BRASSO or those verses of She'll be coming round the mountain such as "She's got a lovely bottom set of teeth" and "she's got a lovely titillating smile" ? (censorious note - I hope that's not the only sort of thing you sing at parties)
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