Being from t'other side o'the pond I have no experience of hillbillies but beeing a city dweller we have plenty lines about various local out of towners (Woolybacks)

City dweller(CD): "Why are you pulling that piece of string?"
Woolyback(WB): Ever tried pushing one?

CD: Why are you pushing that wheelbarrow upside down?
WB: If I had it the right way up people would put things in it.

I'll probably remember more once I find where I left my brain cell...

Cheers

Dave the Gnome