LOL! Every place has its own version.

Willie-O - Okay, so I ain't been to Mountain Grove, eh? An' I ain't been to Lavant nor Maple Leaf either. But I been to, like, Blind River, eh? You can't spit out the window without, like, hittin' a hoser in Blind River, but we don't, like, do it with our sisters, eh? We do it with anyone else we can get, but not our sisters. The last time I done it, eh, I was, like, so drunk that I can't, like, remember who I done it with. I do not have a sister, so I am safe on that, but my brother says I done it with the neighbour's dog which is a dumb black Lab retreever. He is a fippin' liar! I mean, my brother is, not the dog... NO ONE will do it with him and that's why he tries to make me look bad, cos he's a big loser, eh?

The above text is a direct transcript from my pal, BDiBR, who is seen now and then on this forum. He's recovering from an extended binge at the moment, so I have taken the liberty of typing this out on his behalf.

- LH