Oh jeeez, Liz! That is bad......and there is poor JP in the wings with no quim......oh dear.

What Wakes Me Up
dogs
dogs
more dogs
My bladder
My daughter--"Braid/plait my hair?"
(at 7 AM, straight out of bed I am expected to be able to plait????)
Smell of bacon
Sounds of "pickin'" at a festival
Daylight
dogs
dogs
But what GETS me awake is COFFEE!!!!

damn you spaw............