All right lads, yez have had your crack!

Now could yez just pish aff and let us have some sleep. I haven't shut me eyes in four days, what with Bad Reputation and The Boys Are Back In Town and Four Green Fields and The Shan Van Vocht and Dorty Oul' Town blastin' out day and night.

Ye'd think from looking at this site it was at least quiet yesterday.

But was it, me ass?

A day of prayer they called it!

More like a day of Buckfast!

If I hear Shane MacGowan wanderin' past our house in the middle of the night, pished as a ferret, singin' "Nearer My God To Thee" or "The Oul' Rugged Cross". I'll brain him!

Oh god, no! It's not ten o'clock yet and I've just heard a roadie check the PA.