Now look here bhouys. Ah think a Mary Doll must have tried tae sabotage the goods thinking Rab wis goona swallie the whole lot.Mind ye how can youse complain aboot Irn Bru when you drink that red fizzy ginger stuff. The Buckfast we sent was fresh pinched from Netto's and is just passed it's sell by date (by a year or two). If ye can hing on we'll send you some Ashet and Mince pies tae replace the one Eamon Holmes has scoffed.