Lulu ...

You l'ave my mammy and my granny out of it, ye hear!

Oh Jesus, Mary and Saint Joseph and the poor wee donkey!

My head's splittin' so it is!

And I can't mind half of what's been goin' on over the past couple of days.

Th'oul electric talc's great sport when it's still fresh in your system, but I feel like a wet rag now.

If you lay your eyes on oul' Derek Bell on your travels can you tell him Daniel O'Donnell needs to see him to get heesself sorted out!