And can you tell us who'll be handling the North American merchandising for "The Drumcree MegaSession (c) For World Peace and Mutual Understanding" Tour of the Universe 2002? It's been nothin' but Bud Lite for us here in NY since the Guinness festival pulled up short of the harbor.

We're flush from the capital gains we made in the last bi-ennium's political contributions, so we're looking to set up some new enterprises. We hear the Republic has a suitable climate for off-shore enterprises.

Yours,

Heinz Back At Ya American Ireland Fund