Er ...

I don't know you from a goat, there John!

But if you're carrying any disco biscuits or kung fu stars or even a line or two of fiddler's elbow, you can sing us any song you like. As long as it isn't Okie From Muskogee.

Or "The Fightin' Side Of Me".

Etc.

You see we have our own bigots to contend with here, surprise, surprise!