He'd be no good for a night out with Bell, then.

Jaysus ... would you look at thon man neckin' anawr bottle of Buckie. I don't know where he puts it! I reckon it's only the speed that keeps him upright.

He can fair play thon harp though ... drunk or sober ... I heard him picking a few Van Halen numbers last night and he was scorchin', man!