Ladies and GentlemenThe Heavyweight Class of the Heavy Step-Dance competition is due to kick-off in the next ten minutes.
Could all competitors please make their way to the reinforced decking near the front zips.
That's competitors Lupari, Holmes, Paisley and Kelly - that's Gerry Kelly from the telly - to the reinforced decking.
Spectators will be kept at a distance of some fifty yards for their own safety.
Flash photography is not permitted.
Please extinguish all smoking materials in the vicinity of the contest.
Thank you.