Ladies and Gentlemen

The Heavyweight Class of the Heavy Step-Dance competition is due to kick-off in the next ten minutes.

Could all competitors please make their way to the reinforced decking near the front zips.

That's competitors Lupari, Holmes, Paisley and Kelly - that's Gerry Kelly from the telly - to the reinforced decking.

Spectators will be kept at a distance of some fifty yards for their own safety.

Flash photography is not permitted.

Please extinguish all smoking materials in the vicinity of the contest.

Thank you.