Wait a minute...Fielding is BORROWING two from you? The owner or former owner of every guitar known to man is borrowing two guitars? Laskin's by any chance? There are many times I wish I had enough money to pull off stupid jokes and now is one of them.

Call D.C. venue and get help

Go out and buy the worst piece of junk I could find NOW.

Ship it overnite to D.C.

Have it presented as a gift from 'Paw and Cletus...onstage!!!

Demand a song on it.

He borrowed 2 guitars...I can't believe it!!!

catspaw