The term "mutually assured self destruction" was resurrected to describe the "Spaw" household. I am told that the State of Ohio has put up "CAUTION - no open flames" signs in a 1 mile perimeter around Spaws house. The pig farm on the east and the turkey farm on the south of Spaws property are complaining about the smell coming from his house. Don't these people understand when they moved in that Spaw was there first. I guess the pigs won't breed because of the smell.

In the firm of Patterson, Fielding, Swan, and Lane, Layabouts-at-Large and for hire, we have assigned Spaw to the Septic Tank Pumpers division. It has opened a whole new field for us. But the Septic Tank Pumpers have to have a lot of time in the field to send Spaw out, so that their sense of smell is sufficiently deadened.

And remember folks, if you are too busy to take a vacation or a day off.............if you need someone to come to your house to drink beer, eat your food, watch TV, and not do the chores, the folks to call are Swan, Patterson, Fielding and Lane, Layabouts-at-large and for hire.

Mick