I will not, thank you very much, Mrs Clannad. But I've got an ingrowing hair at the minute and it's murder for me, so it is! And if I take a cup of tea, or a line of whizz or a cappucino or any oul' stimulant, it's like twistin' a knife so it is!

And as for sittin' down!

I've to sleep on my stummick, Mrs Clannad! What do you think o' that?!