Don't listen to him, Desdemona...he's consumed with rank jealousy. Bill is THE MAN. We all know he is. It's a fact that cannot be disputed. If you've ever seen Spaw in a harvest gold lycra T-shirt, you know what I mean...cute, chubby, kinda loveable...but sexy? Is the Easter Bunny sexy? I don't think so.

We should buy Spaw some of those little finger cots to cheer him up...

Clinton, you may be right about the aforesaid "tart", but...can anyone remember her name? :-)

- LH