ROTFLMAO, Susan

Can you imagine...

Interviewer: So Max, can we take some references?

Max: Sure

Interviewer: Well lets see them, then!

Max:OK, here's one from Catspaw49

Interviewer: Catspaw49? Who the hell is that?

Max:He comes to my website. His real name is Pat.

Interviewer: So have you met him?

Max:Sure, a couple of times.

Interviewer: So can he comment on the quality of your work? Will he let me know about your abilty as a C++ programmer? How much you understand Cold Fusion, Java, SQL???

Max:Mmmm, no not really

Interviewer: Next!