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Interviewer: So Max, can we take some references?
Max: Sure
Interviewer: Well lets see them, then!
Max:OK, here's one from Catspaw49
Interviewer: Catspaw49? Who the hell is that?
Max:He comes to my website. His real name is Pat.
Interviewer: So have you met him?
Max:Sure, a couple of times.
Interviewer: So can he comment on the quality of your work? Will he let me know about your abilty as a C++ programmer? How much you understand Cold Fusion, Java, SQL???
Max:Mmmm, no not really
Interviewer: Next!