Watch out, b'ys ... the plastics over the water are tryin' to dictate our sense of humour now, as well ... and lettin' on - with all this "our" business - that they're somehow people to be listened to.

Well, éist le mí, a chara ... if you 'hink you cud hack it at the sharp-end, 'mon over!

Brush Shiels is demanding his own personal roadie ... Have you got a big, hairy arse-crack, and an inability to count above 2? Then you'll maybe fit the bill!