I agree with my right honourable friend (fingers crossed behind back) Gerry.

Yez are a bun'le of ga'er-ups, the lot of yez! If I had my way I'd be roun' your houses this minute breakin' your knees and nailin' your heads to the toilet door!

But since I'm a democrat and always have been, I'll l'ave that sorty 'hing till the boys and the army and the peelers.