My wife of 22 years and I have finally reached an understanding. For the first 10 or so years she insisted that she did not fart. She can no longer hold to that position. ( Beleive Me! ) While I , on the other hand have always maintained a healthy appreciation of the health benefits as well as the competitive nature of the (f)art. A resounding retort, the immediate relief, a robust aroma and a really genuine laugh . What else in life compares? The real question is , "Why have I spent 30 minutes reading all your posts and then responding myself? " I think I will go to bed now. My wife doesn't have a clue!!